Look, we get it, you've seen the good Dr. a million times between YouTube videos. You've even used a dozen of Squatch's bars because let's face it, the soap's solid, smells good, and makes you feel like a dude who has his life together.
This isn't about taking Dr. Squatch down a peg, but rather giving you options for when your mom asks, "What's something small I can get you for Christmas?"
How to Find Good Alternatives
Think about what you actually like about Squatch ... is it the natural ingredients, Squatch's manly scents, the exfoliating grit?
Once you know that, you can shop smarter. Hit up Amazon, check out some smaller brands' websites, or even scope your local grocery store. While you're there, look for soaps with natural oils (coconut, olive, shea butter) and skip the ones loaded with synthetic garbage. For the bigger picture, see our roundup of the best bar soap for men, plus our honest take on whether Irish Spring is any good.
Speaking of local stores, when it comes to men's natural bar soaps, we're a great alternative to Dr. Squatch. Our soaps are made with 100% organic plant-based oils and lather with the best of 'em.
Here are a few we recommend.
The Best Alternative Brands (not us)
Duke Cannon. This is probably your best bet if you want similar vibes (well, maybe not the bar itself) at a better price point. They have around 25 scents to choose from, from earthy stuff like Buffalo Trace (think Bourbon) and Campfire to citrusy options like Accomplishment.
Crate 61. Canadian company, all-natural, and crazy affordable. Each individual bar of Dr. Squatch costs about 10 bucks, but the same price gets you a three-pack of Crate 61's vegan, all-natural soap bars. Gotta make those bars last awhile.
Dapper Yankee. Small-batch stuff with some wild scents. Fast shipping is a plus, and the bars reportedly last longer than Squatch.
Nostalgic Skin Company. If you want that rugged, no-BS vibe. Their pine tar soap is packed with kaolin clay and activated charcoal for a solid deep clean.
The Black Stuff. Irish brand, handmade in small batches. Good if you want something legit natural without the premium markup. Big fans of The Black Stuff.
Bottom Line Is
Grab a multi-pack from one of these brands, save some cash, and still smell like a guy who knows what he's doing. Now go crush that workout.